This is wellness engineered for the real-world
At The Wellness Cartel, we train harder, recover smarter, and live with intention.
No fluff. No shortcuts. Just real results
built on discipline, strategy, and sweat.
Whether you’re here to push your limits, rebuild your health, or sharpen your edge
you’re in the right place.
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Founders.
Why We Started The Wellness Cartel
We built The Wellness Cartel because people deserve more than one-size-fits-all fitness plans or quick-fix nutrition advice. This is a full-circle approach — where training, recovery, mindset, and real-life habits actually work together. Whether you’re a seasoned athlete chasing podiums or someone just trying to feel better day to day, we’re here to support you. No judgment. No pressure. Just a real system built to help real people live stronger, move better, and feel like themselves again — or maybe for the first time
Wellness & Human Performance
Gillian Blake
Gill brings a seriously impressive skillset to The Wellness Cartel. She holds a BSc (Hons) in Clinical Exercise Science, specialising in both clinical and sports rehabilitation, along with a postgraduate certificate in stroke rehab. She's a certified nutritionist, a Level 5 qualified sports massage therapist, and an advanced aesthetics practitioner. On top of that, she’s a running diagnostics expert — and when it comes to competition, she walks the walk too: a multi-qualified HYROX World Champion in her age group. Gill’s blend of science, real-world experience, and athletic drive is exactly why our clients get such powerful results
Coach - All round nice guy
Warren Holton
Warren is the systems guy — blending high performance with real-life practicality. He’s a qualified Strength & Conditioning Coach, British Weightlifting Coach, and Certified Life Coach with CrossFit Fundamentals under his belt. As an endurance athlete, he’s completed everything from Ironman to Double and Triple Ironman events, and he's also a HYROX World Championship competitor in his age group. With over 25 years in corporate project management and deep experience in digital strategy and behaviour systems, Warren knows how to build structure, cut the noise, and help people make lasting change — in training, in mindset, and in life.
Wellness. Reengineered
Wellness isn’t one-size-fits-all.It’s more than training. More than nutrition. More than mindset.
It’s a full-circle system built to elevate your health, performance, and everyday life
At The Wellness Cartel, we combine science, structure, and support to help you fuel smarter, recover better, and train with purpose.
Whether you’re chasing a PB, rebuilding after burnout, transitioning off the ‘fat jab,’ or just want to feel better in your own skin — we’re here to coach, support, and guide you every step of the way
No fluff. No fads. Just proven systems and human connection.
We don’t do quick fixes. We build strong foundations.
This is wellness reengineered.
Welcome to The Cartel
Fuel the Body. Train the Mind. Lead the Life.
The Wellness Cartel
